girls, who were bullied most of their life and gain confidence at one point, should be feared most because they dont take anyone’s shit no longer and they will destroy you if you think otherwise
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Tonight’s The Night - s02e02
DID JOHN BARROWMAN JUST SLAPPED PRINCE HARRY’S ASS???
There is only one man who could get away with that and that man is John Barrowman.
Please note that Prince Harry also slapped John Barrowman’s ass. That is a mutual high five/ass slap combo there, folks. IJS.
I don’t know what on earth is happening here, but I LOVE EVERYONE IN THIS BAR.
Can we just….thank you, Britain, for existing?
I AM IN QUEBEC. Everyone speaks French here and I cant understand the sweet old ladies D’: But hearing this language is kind of badass. Its a lot sweeter sounding to the ears like molasses. I am just so sorry if I cant explain to staff what I want at Tim Hortons because I dont speak the language :(
Thick everything. Thick thighs, thick eyebrows, thick lips. Thick maple syrup on my pancakes, thick everything.
Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees
All of these are oh so painfully true.
I used to think I wasn’t a people person. But working in retail has taught me that I love meeting and talking to people.
It’s the assholes that ruin it for me.
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.
JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.
I got some McDonalds and it costed $6.66 and my cashier said “oh lawd can you order some extra sauce or somtin gawd has been good to me that number is for da devil or somtin”
my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed