August 2011
How I felt when I figured out I was out of bread..
Just threatened to throw Oliver into the depths of...
<3
BUWAHAHAH
Going to drive my baby to work today. Get to see him in his goofyass Jollibee outfit :P. Then going to surprise him during his break with boba and some homemade food because he never eats lunch <3
Convo with @oliv3rg
Oliver: Babe what if pokemon were real ?
Me: Catch me a psyduck !!
Oliver: What if there’s only one psyduck in the whole world ?
Me: BITCH BETTER GET ME THAT PSYDUCK !
Oliver: LOL freakin babe <3
GO make me a sandwich (=
Bitch please, I can remove 90% of your so called...
July 2011
when I was a wee pokelover
johnpaulg:
All I wanted was a damn Togepi. As I look through all the old Pokemon pictures I’m like OMG!
Then I realize I’m 21 and that Pokemon don’t exist.
Reality bites.
DYING to watch that one pokemon movie where all of...
What is it called?
I hate when I'm so close but yet so far.
Within 100 ft away from my babe because he works at Jollibee.. but I was with my parents and they would have disapproved. FML he can also give me discounts D:
Needs to do something productive.. getting obese.
P90X Ab-ripper workout ? Anyone know where I can get that for free ? (x Gotta lose that extra poundage..
Screw all the “he won’t know what he has until...
Needs to lose weight. I wish you could cut off...
In my past life I was probably a Psyduck. Why ? I...
THUS, I am craving Nutella with bread.. but we are...
But seriously. I need bread..
Just figured out why Vincent Valentine is hiding...
“Believing himself responsible for Lucrecia’s illness after Sephiroth’s birth, Vincent locked himself inside a coffin in the Shinra Mansion basement, where he slept mostly undisturbed for twenty-three years to atone for his “sins”. He constantly relived his “nightmare” as a punishment for his inability to stop Lucrecia from submitting to Hojo’s...
MY massive ass Pikachu sneeze.
When I sneeze its all hyped up in the beginning and you think its going to be big.. then when I actually do sneeze I end up going “… HUUUUH HUUUUU CHUUUUU”. I sneeze like a freakin pikachu. It confuses people at school. No big deal.
#51 That Awkward moment when you see someone fall.
teambuffsclothing:
outside your like
Inside your like
STUPID CAT LADY neighbor behind us hollering for...
THEY DONT LIKE YOU, thats why you’re cats are always chillin in my backyard. PLEASE shutup. Its 11pm at night and last thing I was to hear is you calling out your cat names X_X
"I can't live without you. You have my heart and...
-Oliver Samson Guan Jr. <3
D’awww, you’re too adorable babe ! Especially when you’re aunt was bugging you saying that we are dating and you kept telling her not but she wouldn’t believe us. “She’s not your girlfriend ?! Then what are you guys ?! Friends with benefits?!?”. Oliver: NOO ! But that is a good movie :P
Babysitting my bestfriends 5 foot bear named Willy...
Reality shot me down.
Spent the whole day on Friday with the person I love. Picked him up in Lakewood and took him to school so he could pay his tuition (but they were closed), and I forgot to tell him that (x. He comes over and I was extremely sleepy… So he told me to go to sleep in my room and hes just going to use the computer to play Plants vs Zombies.
I thought he was joking when he said just call if you...
I'm here to listen to your problems .
ayeitsjohnisidro23:
<3 (: Just ask me !
My girlfriend just texted me saying "I want you to...
I’ve got 15 water balloons ready… I can’t wait.
Microsoft Word will never understand that my name...
kllee:
