April 2012
Me: Damn I have a pimple ):
Best Friend: Put some Windex on it.
I randomly yearn for Subway.
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People think I'm so innocent... If only they knew...
FUCK YOU TUMBLR for making me realize how lonely I...
-mean look- DINKLEBERG. -shakes fist-
Me: -talking about important family issues-
Babe: -interrupts me- Babe your tits look huge !!! -was distracted the whole time by my chest-
Me: ............
Girls, ever had a moment where you look at...
<3 I LOVE YOU TITS. TITS APPRECIATION POST <3
While trying to convince me to go to Philippines...
I DARE YOU. DARE YOU TO CALL ME FAT once again. This time it will be accompanied by bitching your ass out and if I must, engraved your face with my fist. Come at me bitch. I will rip out your hair follicles NIGGA.
Today is April Fools Day...
aurevoirxxx:
trust no one..
My dad just left me a fart trail to walk through...
